Holly and Gemma introduce themselves and give a little taste of what the upcoming podcast Which Murderer is all about, including a brief description of Episode 1: ‘Canadian Bacon’
Holly makes up facts that aren’t true about her first murderer, Gemma picks the best nicknamed murderer ever….and both probably make enemies of two governments in one shot.
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[Theme music ‘Kill Me Again’ by Blubend & Alex Thomas]
Holly: Hi, I’m Holly, I’m from Canada.
Gemma: And I’m Gemma. I’m from Scotland.
Holly: We are launching a podcast in June called ‘Which Murderer?’ and the first episode is called ‘Canadian Bacon’.
Gemma: Such a good name. [Laugh] That’s the best name ever. And that’s called Canadian Bacon because our first podcast is going to be centered around murderers in Canada. And specifically, we’re going to focus on how they have killed people, and then we’re going to ask the difficult question:
Holly: Which murderer would you rather have kill you? As in, which way is probably the best way to get murdered? Not supporting murder.
Gemma: Not at all, we’re all for the victims here. We’re gonna try and focus very much on them, but it’s just sort of the way we deal with life? We just focus on the macabre and…
Holly: Exactly. And we would like to see all of the fuckers pay for it so we will tell you what their sentences were and how they were punished (if they were punished).
Gemma: Hopefully they were punished.
Holly: Yeah, God willing. So, yeah, look for us on iTunes
Gemma: And on Stitcher.
Holly: Yep. And you can contact us at whichmurderer@gmail.com.
Gemma: And we’re on Twitter and Facebook and Instagram @whichmurderer, although on Facebook they don’t let us say ‘murderer’ so it’s Facebook.com/whichmrdr. I don’t know, that’s a really strange Facebook rule.
Holly: I think it’s Mark Zuckerberg. He’s got something up his ass.
Gemma: Mmm, there’s something wrong there.
Holly: Russians.
Gemma: The Russians, Trump, all that, yeah. So, who are you doing? We’re gonna see who we’re doing.
Holly: Right, so I am doing Willie Pickton.
Gemma: Of course.
Holly: AKA Robert Pickton. AKA Billie Pickton.
Gemma: So many aliases
Holly: So many aliases. I have a bit of a personal connection to him. I can’t name names ‘cuz I’ve been told I’m not allowed to. But, yeah, he was the most prolific serial killer in Canadian history.
Gemma: Definitely.
Holly: Who are you doing?
Gemma: I’m probably doing a less well-known one. His name was Gilbert Paul Jordan, and he’s known as the Boozing Barber.
Holly: What?!
Gemma: That’s his alias. I don’t know if he picked that himself, I don’t think he did, but yeah, he’s got some intriguing ways, does our Gilbert.
Holly: Really?
Gemma: Uh huh
Holly: I’m so excited. These guys are both from Vancouver area. I don’t know anything about yours, you just told me he was from Vancouver
Gemma: Yeah.
Holly: And I used to live there, so I’m very excited about this.
Gemma: It’s going to be really, really good. We’re gonna have some interesting debates and conversations about all this.
Holly: Yeah. It’s not for kids. We swear.
Gemma: We swear a lot.
Holly: And –
Gemma: And talk about killing people.
Holly: Killing people and how, specifically, that would have felt.
Gemma: It gets descriptive.
Holly: Yeah, please don’t let your children or your cats listen to this because it will be upsetting. Very upsetting.
[both laugh]
Gemma: But yeah, we look forward for you to listen to us and, we’re really excited about this, so, here’s hoping it’s gonna be good.
Holly: Here’s hoping. And sorry about the accents, we cannot help it.
Gemma: No, this is just us, so, get used to it.
Holly: Yeah. So, we’ll let you know when we’re going to drop it in June. We’re keeping it vague because we don’t like commitment.
Gemma: [laughs] yeah
Holly: And we cannot commit to a date at this point ‘cuz our shit is not together, but it will be.
Gemma: From tonight, we’ve worked out that it’s not together so…
Holly: It’s definitely not fucking together, oh my god! [laughs]
Gemma: [laughs] you’re on a good ride with us.
Holly: Yeah.
Gemma: Stick around.
Holly: Right. So, look for us at all those places we mentioned. Chat to us, let us know if you want us to cover anybody. We might listen to you, we might not.
Gemma: Yeah, we make our own rules.
Holly: We do. So, enjoy and we’ll talk to you soon!
Gemma: Bye!
Holly: Bye!
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